Cute Love Jokes For Him

Kiss me if Im Wrong But Ill Kiss you twice if Im Right. Go share a special I love you joke with your special one.

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We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us.

. Either way these jokes are sure to remind your significant other why theyre with you in the first place. You gotta let that mango. Prepare a life vest because I might drown you with my overflowing love.

I love you You. You may share with him and also with your buddies. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied I just used a modem 6.

Knock knock Whos there Olive Olive who Olive you so much Knock knock Whos there Norma Lee Norma Lee who Norma. As much as I love kissing you I love talking to you. I love you.

If I could rearrange the Alphabet Id put U I together 43. Because you have fine written all over you. Or on top Joe King.

I love you watts and watts. Youre my darling forever. I like my boyfriend butter than anyone.

Give your man some love too and send him those sweet text messages that are sure to make him smile. When you are together the time just stops nothing else matters but you and him. What do you call two birds in love.

Eyesore do love you a lot. These love jokes are all in good fun but make sure the relationship with your boyfriend is at that level before you share them. Save Shutterstock Did the sun come out or did you smile at me.

Why shouldnt you fall in love with a pastry chef. I must be a snowflake because Ive fallen for you. I love you I know Star Wars V.

There is some problem in my eyes. I think Im Pauline in love with you The Cutie If your guy is being particularly cute then this is the perfect knock knock joke to tease him with. Never laugh at my choices because you happen to be one of them.

One of the most cutest flirty jokes- May I borrow a Kiss from you I promise Ill give it back to you. Its me talking to the wine A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. Because he used a honey-comb.

And what do boys do with their friends. You are like my asthma. What does homework stand for.

You are my paradise and I would happily get stranded on you for a lifetime. However the key to a successful relationship is being best friends with your boyfriend. Knock Knock Whos there Oman Oman who Oman you are cute I Love You While saying I love you for the first time is a serious affair it doesnt always have to be.

It may sound cheesy. My watch must be broken. Olive you and I dont care who knows it.

I lava you so much. Hi welcome to dating. I just want to make sure you know how important you are to me.

Your boyfriend doesnt get your fruit puns. But I love you. Are you a parking ticket.

You just take my breath away. Im telling you anyway. My doctor says Im lacking Vitamin U.

The best year of my life has been being with you. Is that you or the wine talking Me. Im crazy for you.

You have been a solid rock behind me I love you so much. Guess whats on the menu. Some people fall off horses.

But youve stolen a pizza of my heart. Love is not about how many days weeks or months youve been together its all about how much you love each other every day. Or Should I pass again.

What noise does a chickens phone make. Sweetheart you look as great today as ever. What did one volcano say to the other volcano.

I know I made the right choice. Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living. Knock knock Whos there Lena Lena who Lena little closer so I can kiss you.

You are like dandruff. I love you with all my butt. Shes single if her man cant beat you up.

I donut know what I would do without you. You light my fire probably because youre my perfect match. Its nice to put a smile on someone face and what better way to brighten up his day.

Love is beautiful it is kind and its funny. If you were a fruit youd be a fine- apple. I love you.

I whale always love you. Here are 50 jokes designed for couples that only two people faced with the challenges and joys of a relationship can truly understand. What did one light bulb say to the other.

Its also a fun activity you can do together try solving these with your partner and see who can come up with the correct answer first. You know youre not that bad looking for a fat-ass. Ahh love when you cannot wait to see him and you feel the butterflies once you see him.

These are your two options. Check out our cute funny jokes for him selection for the very best in unique or custom handmade pieces from our shops. I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted. I promise to always be by your side. Stay together forever 2.

For maximum corniness try some of these cute jokes. And for more deep-belly laughs check out The 50 Jokes You Can Text To Friends. You are just like my car.

He fell in love with a pincushion. I love him very much. But sometimes I think he just looks at me like a piece of carrot.

I would say my heart but its just not as big. Cute Heart Touching Love Riddles For Him Surprise your crush boyfriend or husband with these fun love riddles for him. Love is patient kind and can also be pretty funny.

My name is Microsoft. What kind of shorts do clouds wear. Whatever good luck brought you into my life I pray it never stops.

Complete your joke repertoire with these fantastic punny jokes to tell your loved one. Im totally and completely in love with you and I dont care if you think its too late. We have the 20 best funny love quotes for him that are bound to make your boyfriend laugh again after a fight.

My boyfriend is like an iPhone. I love you very much probably more than anybody could love another person 50 First Dates 3. I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

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Scientists around the world have figured the cause of global warming. Love Jokes These love jokes and corny love jokes are no eclipse of the heart. On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate my boyfriend a 9 as Im the 1 he needs.

Up to 32 cash back I love you and I like you Parks Recreation 2. You are my best friend my soul mate and my lifes absolute love. My boyfriend and I met on the internet.

If I know what love is it is because of you. The Empire Strikes Back 4. These cute funny jokes will make you laugh out loud.

Every time Im with you my time seems to stop. What did one raspberry say to the other. Do you believe in love at First Sight.

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